Before the federal government starts handing out multimillion-dollar awards to corporate wives who turn in their husbands for violating one of the SEC’s 10,000 commandments, we need to get rid of this self-congratulatory term “whistleblower.” I am not one who opposes naming names where there are real crimes or real threats. I believe with Thomas Jefferson that: “A prejudice prevails too extensively among the young that it is dishonorable to bear witness against one another.” But the metaphor of “whistleblower” as currently used by business journalists is offensive to anyone who respects English.